Sex Rules ; just a joke.
1) No talking
2) No commands
3) No requests
4) No questions
5) No pop quizzes
6) No chewing
7) No itching
8) No scratching
9) No pussy farting ; properly known as "Quifing"
__*let me know if you need to get some air
down there; a simple hair pull will do.
10) No texting while giving head
11) No watching television
12) Do not look at me while giving head
13) No multi-tasking if you can't handle it
__* ie: i'm little i know i cant reach ya tittiez &
eat at the same time; i do NOT try
14) No calling names, ass smacking requests, etc.
__* might fcuk around & say another bitch name;
that's no bueno.
15) No wasting food
__* if we use chocolate, whipped cream, etc --
you gonna eat ALL of it. shiddd.
16) Do not fckn air dry on my bed
17) Do not stick ya finger up my ass
__* nor come in the vicinity UNLESS we have
talked about it; shitty ass fingers.
18) No dirty drawers
__* and don't try to take 'em off in the corner or
slide 'em with the pants; cause imma check.
19) SHAVE YO SHIT !
20) Do not ask me if i like it if you hear me moaning
21) Do not expect food in the morning.
__* this aint four seasons girl.
22) If you want cuddling, bring a teddy bear.
23) Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES shall you stay the night
__* we're just fckn booboo.
(conversation between my hunch (@thatpoetace) & mydrunkie (@hazellewinsky)
Hazey: where did that come from
thatpoetace: me and sha made it last night
_then she added the last 4 rules.
(smh}. gotta love my sis + hunchy
[ this is just a joke kids, a list of thngs we've heard others say that they didnt like ]
[ not by any means using this for our personal sex life ]